Let's face it, guys; watching the game as passionate fans, there are times when we get downright ticked-off! It happens. Some bonehead coach calls a stupid play, which comes back to bite your team in the butt; your quarterback has a brain-fart, and squanders a valuable time out; a visually-impaired zebra (who had been permissive of every friggin' infraction known to man - when it was your team being victimized) suddenly realizes that he's been shorting himself of some quality camera-time...these are the things that make us crazy!!!

We at SouthernFriedFootball.com are here to help. While going absolutely ballistic may seem like a therapeutic exercise at the time, we urge you to consider a more constructive outlet for your aggressions. That's where Wesson and Kingsford's Grease 'em & Grill 'em comes in!

Each week, we will be accepting submissions from you; we wanna know who you feel deserves to wear the following sign on his chest...

Tell us who your unsuspecting victim is and the reason that you're nominating him. The best contributions will be featured on this page - along with your name - for the rest of the season! (If this kind of notoriety doesn't help you score, my friend, nothing will.)

...As if that wasn't enough, Packman now tells me that he's gonna sweeten the pot even more! (He was in an awfully good mood; he must've just gotten off the phone with one of his high-falutin' buddies.) Pack says that in addition to giving you props below, he's also gonna award a weekly "Southern Fried Football Grease 'em & Grill 'em" package - with winners to be announced on the PrimeTime Radio Network!

Play your cards right and you're gonna be stars, kids!

"Grease 'em & Grill 'em" here; good luck!