"...Are those real?!?"

- Ed

"You cannot stop me...I have
three arms and four legs!!!"

- Blackjack Bright

"We can share."

- Keeper of the Cheese

"Oh, my God; my penis is huge
and has a foot coming out of it."

- Keeper of the Cheese

Tennessee Player: Attempting to make a tackle.
Kentucky Player: Closing his eyes and
making a wish that he can get basketball
tickets to Kentucky's next home game.

- Mike McFadden