"No,
Dad... There's no way on God's green earth I'm going
on safari with you, after what you did to me tonight!"
"...And
for Christmas, I want a new
GI Joe, a wagon and a defense."
"One more touchdown and Mom will cut you off."
"Your
mama told me if we scored one more
touchdown on you, she'd cut me on..."
- Rodney
"Gosh,
Dad - you mean there are supposed to be
SEVEN men on the line of scrimmage?"
"Please,
Pop - I want to be your Offensive
Coordinator;
let Jeff coach special teams."
"To
quote Buford T. Justice: 'I can't
believe you came from my loins'."
"Hey, son - what's y'all budget for bail money?"
- Tiger Dan
"OK,
Daddy; let me see if I have this right...
I'll trade you two coeds, for 21
less points scored? OK, deal!"
"Dad,
you buy a new car or a house for everyone
on your team; why would you never do that
for your own son?!? ...You jackass!!!"
"I'm gonna have a DNA test done today!!!"
- SunShine
