"Four UNC players having a pre-Halloween
party snuggle, seen here dressed up
as actual football players."

- JV

"And for the first time since arriving from Chernobyl,
Ivan, Alekseev, and Kapusta became the first
conjoined triplets to play American football."

- Hawkman

"You up for a foursome?"

- Bruiser

"You guys can't have him. I love him!"

- Bartman

"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!!!"

- UK Cat

"We're gonna pet him, and love
him, and name him George."

- 2dawgs

"Love the turtle, Love the turtle!"

- Terrier

"Look, dude's got one green eye and one blue eye!?!"

- T-dog

"Keep looking... My contact lens has
got to be around here somewhere."

- Jones

"Rock a bye baby, on..."

- terpswin

"Look! I think I see a stain on his helmet."

- Elite

"See...I told you that you could
see the fear in his eyes!!!"

- Ratman

"Open your mouth and say 'Ahhhhh...'!"

- GA Dawg

"Georgia Tech players get more h__d!"

- Spicoli

"Wait... I think his head goes on this way."

- Big D

"Woohooo touchdown! Wait...you're not on our team."

- Russ Crawford