"OK, let's do that again...only this time, try not to suck."

- Howie

"Hey Charlie, can I interest you in a house???"

- Bryan

"OK, I am closing my eyes and thinking of a play.
I got it. Throw it to the guys in the orange helmets!"

- Bartman

"This time, we're gonna fake to the left...no,
wait, we're gonna fake to the right no - we're
gonna pretend to fake. I don't know where I am."

- The Fonz

"See? I'm about this tall."

- terpswin

"I don't care how well we've been running
the ball in the second half; we're going to
throw it anyway! We don't want to break our
streak of losing on Thursday nights do we?!"

- Tom Fletcher

"Duck. Duck. Duck. GOOSE!"

- Glorified

"Darn... Dad makes this look soooo easy."

- Ratman

"Some 'Head & Shoulders' should clear that up!"

- Spicoli

"Son, down here real men get a pat on
the back...you're not in Chapel Hill! "

- K-Man

"I know, Charlie...they do need to be calling both
ways...but you've got to remember...Chesty Chuck's
brother must have made a couple calls to his buddies!"

- Steven

"Just be glad you're not playing for the Shamecocks!"

- #1 Fan