"Casey, how many times do I have to tell you
to stop that? You know I am afraid of fish."

- Austin

"Casey Clausen proves he SUCKS!"

- Spicoli

"You think Auburn will let me lead their band?"

- Glorified

"Maverick, I don't care what happens out there...
YOU DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WINGMAN!"

- BamaInSC

"Well, at home in the pickle factory, if they
are bigger than this - we just don't sell 'em."

- TarHole

"You suck!"

- Johnny Majors

"QUIT YOUR CRYING!!! THERE
IS NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!!!"

- Bartman

"I'm sorry, man; I'll push harder next time."

- Bryan

"WARRRRR EAGLE!!!!!"

- Steven

"Wapner at 5:30. Wapner at 5:30."

- Steve

"Casey, that is BY FAR the worst Ric Flair WHOOOOOOOOOOO I have ever heard."

- Jones

"Wild Wolfpack Man Wannabe..."

- K-Man

"I fixed my hair the way you like...
NOW KISS ME, YOU FOOL!!!"

- Jason H.

"Maybe it's Maybelline!"

- cam79

"There's an 'O' in loser, you fool."

- terpswin

"Dude, that stinks!"

- WILLIAM ATKINS

"Mom always said that if I kept
making this face, it would stick."

- Dan

"This is the only way I can get
people to come to the game!"

- Big BLUE

"I don't care how good you can make that train
noise, Casey...we still won't run a train on you!"

- Rich