"Auditions were held today for the remake
of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."

- Lance

"Say - is that a football in your pocket...?"

- A.G. Barlow

"Lookey here, Buckwheat; bet you can't do this!"

- GOCATGO

"No, you are not levitating, dumb-ass...
I see your hand on the ground!!!"

- JimBob

"It's fun to play at the YMCA!"

- JP

"I don't care what Yoda taught you;
you are still wearing fairy blue!"

- Benny K

"Look man, I'm the best break dancer
in the history of UNC football!!"

- Jason Settle

"This is football...not men's gymnastics!"

- MSgt Wolf

"Smackdown!"

- cam79

"I told you I could kick your ass!"

- JGray

"Have you seen them lately?"
"Have I seen what?"
"MY NUTS!!!!!!!!"

- Brian Jones

"Wonder if this is what Coach meant when he said
to come out today and put a foot up their A**."

- SC

"Ooops, I did it again!"

- AtlPirate85

"Hey, Wolfpacker - can you still smell that 'National Championship'? How about you smell this!"

- Herky the Hawk

"Russell was given the nickname 'Iron Balls'
for his unorthodox punting technique."

- NUCat

"Look what 5 years of gymnastics
training will do for you."

- paul bartlett

"You do the hokey pokey and
you turn yourself around..."

- Terry McAfee

"Damn - I was that close to scoring what those
other teams keep calling a 'touchdown'..."

- Diamond Dave

"Reason #251 UNC never has a good football team:
Improper punting techniques taught by their coaches."

- UGAs Home

"Damn pigeons..."

- GaryW

"Dude! Break dancing was back in the 80's..."

- Schwing

"Uh-oh. This is gonna hurt like a mutha."

- R.B. Chappell

"He flies through the air with the greatest of ease,
that daring young man on...on...on...what?"

- CatClaws

"Say you, down there... Could you provide
me with a couple of Advil before I land?"

- Hoosker Du

"Yea, give him a call. He had me out of
traction in less than 2 months, and he
accepts Blue Cross & Blue Shield."

- Hoosker Du

"Damn, you've got a big ass!"

- terpswin

"Sweep the leg Johnnie, sweep the leg."

- Chris Garland

"Russell was subsequently benched - since Coach
Bunting didn't recruit him, and therefore doesn't
care about him. A freshman receiver has been
tabbed to drop passes in his place against UVA."
(Note from the webmaster: Ouch!)

- Ray

"Damn; Pelé always made this look so easy..."

- wolfpacker97

"Oops... I thought I was playing for one of
UNC's winning programs - Women's Soccer."

- Scott

"Reebok introduces new, helium-filled footwear!"

- Spicoli