Commentator - "... and a
bone-jarring hit by the referee..."

- TheNole

Ref - "Be glad your buddies are here!"

- TheNole

"But, guys...I've never been on top before!"

- Brian Jones

"Hey, Coach Amato...tell your brother to take
note...if a player says you got in their way
and they keep runnin' their mouth, put 'em
on the ground!! Who wants to be next????
You bunch of wolf-pansies!!!"

- Steven

"He's DEAD, Jim!"

- Tigers

The Ref- "Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!"

- Clemsontyger

"Just give him the ball, man -
and he won't hit you no more!"

- GOCATGO

"Easy, killer; can't take 'em all out."

- michael

"...and the ref...a former SEC
DB...puts him on his back."

- Jay

"Dang, Jim...must be your Viagra."

- M Johnson

"Quick, go find Jerry McGuire!"

- 89CUgrad

"C'mon, man... Tag off! Tag off!"

- Glorified

"Johnny, back off - I think he has had enough..."

- Pretzel Nub

"TEQUILA!"

- Trebeck

"I heard the 'bang', Paul...then he was just laying
there. I honestly don't know what happened."

- R.B.Chappell

"I don't know; he says it's his ball and
he doesn't want to play anymore."

- david dugger

#80 - "Man... you just got knocked the %$#@ out!"

- Tigerfan

"Jed (back right) just caught the score on the
Omnitron of his alma mater, Arkansas State
Technical Community College upsetting
the number 6 Cornilargos de Tejas!"

- Shohn P.

"Dock this man a day's pay
for nappin' on the job!"

- Spicoli

"No, I don't know who called this series...but I
did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

- secfan