"It's no use, man; it's stuck!"

- Chris Kieffer

"Use your brain, man - or I'm going to rip your
head off & s__t down your neck! ...Got it?!?"

- gocatgo

"Let's see; if we can only replace
your head with Charlie Ward's..."

- terpswin

"Matt, I told you the coach put
too much tar on these gloves."

- Clemsonbrad

"Too much Stick-Um."

- vrjnytk

"Mmmmmmmm, Brains!!!"

- sctigfan

"The Florida State players always inspect
each other's helmets before a big fight."

- dawgpatrol

"HEAL, HEAL!!!"

- BenjiSC