"Hell, they just extended my contract..."

- Mike Broxson

"I'm telling you, Tommy - these
idiots down here think I can win!"

- gocatgo

"Tommy, they don't know that I'll be in the geriatric
center before my renewed contract is up!"

- Clemsonbrad

Bowden: "I can't believe they're calling for my head!"

- Michael

"But Tommy, I won't get bored during the game
since I have these holes in my pockets!"

- Louser

"And to think: they pay us over a
mil a year...WIN OR LOSE!!!"

- Bryan

"Who IS your Daddy?"

- vrjnytk

"Yeah, we're laughing all the way to the bank!"

- terpswin

"Who farted?"

- Hogman

"This may sound funny Tommy, but would
you consider selling Brad Scott back to us?"

- Tom Fletcher

(By the way - y'all are very lucky that this is Southern Fried Football™...
or you might be subjected to "Caption Contest" photos such as this one!)