"You ate that whole Gamecock?"

- Mike McGuigan

"When are you due?!?"

- Bryan

"I sure did feel that little Razorback kick!"

- Terpswin

"Be still; I thought I felt it kick!"

- clemsonbrad

"What did you eat? I can feel it kickin'!"

- Wes

"Yeah, it's a baby elephant. Want to see his trunk?"

- gocatgo

"Still beaming from buying the XTreme Ab-Roller 2000,
Shawn forced everyone to check out his rock hard abs."

- PoorState

"No honey, you don't look fat in our
home uniforms just the road whites."

- Terrier

"You can call him 'Peanutt' with two t's, like Coach."

- Wofford Dog

"I know they call them "Pigskins", but
you ain't supposed to eat the footballs!!!"

- Ratman

"GET IN me' BELLY!"

- fatbastard