"You're really going to throw the game for me? Thanks!"

- Elite

"Smile big,you old fart. Maybe we'll
make the SFF weekly caption contest!"

- gocatgo

"You know that I am only doing this for your mother."

- Terrier

"Keep smiling son, I'll remember this when you're
begging me for an assistant coaching job next year!"

- tommytiger

"Tell me again how this was good for both of us??"

- Bryan

"Go ahead, laugh now...but you won't
laugh when 'Radio' gets here!"

- J Mac

"You're right, Dad; it does feel like it's someone
else when you use your left hand!"

- Bird

"Sorry, Dad! The wife already
called 'shotgun' on the U-Haul!"

- Spicoli

"No Dad, it was your birthday..."
(Note to self: Get Dad's Alzheimers medicine increased.)

- Ratman

"Tom...that was a thousand bucks, right?"

- terpswin

"I'm out of here!"

- Deuce

"See all those Gamecock fans in the stands? They
must want to see what a real team plays like!"

- Tiger Fan

"I wonder how Terry did tonight; oh, wait - that's right..."

- J$imps0n