"Damn! We got beat worse than Clemson did!"

- Brian Jones

"Gee, I can't wait for Virginia Tech and Miami..."

- Andy Linn

"Is that the locker room smelling
at Kenan Stadium...or that big
goose egg on the scoreboard?"

- Trey

"Good God...we suck!!!"

- Mark

"Can't git this dang chicken out my toofs."

- Chickenwired

"Reckon Greg Jones could knock
my face back into shape?"

- Rory Smith

"Shoulda used 1-800-COLLECT"

- Tipton

"At least I'm not Dexter Reid."

- Brian

"No sense fastening the helmet -
Only gonna get knocked off again!"

- Eric Bruce

"If you squint your eyes just right,
you can just make out that
one fan sitting in the stands."

- Matthew Modlin

"Man, I hope Coach don't want me in there..."

- Eric Watts

"Maybe after I get my face straightened
back out, Coach will put me back in!"

- LuvDaVols

"Dang! I wish I'd a gone to SOUTH Carolina
- where Lou knows football!"

- BostonCock

"Hmm... I wonder if things will look
better if I move my face like this?"

- Stefan Suchanec

"Now, how do I shoot out that booger
without the camera catching me?"

- Barrettcf1

"Whatchootalkin'bout, Willis?"

- Clownsrule

"I sure am hungry; I wonder what my boys
are doing for dinner after the game..."

- joel

"How many TD's did Michael Jordan score again?"

- Brutus

"OK, everyone - do not try on
Bowden's goggles. Just an FYI."

- Chris Boyd

"Hey, Bunting recruited me; I guess
that means I don't suck."

- Fowler

"I hate it when coach farts in front
of those CoolZone fans. Yecch."

- Archie Leach

"Man, Dexter got PUNK'D!!!"

- Phat

"Anyone else ready for basketball season?"

- FSUmac

"All right, that looked painful."

- Marc

"I hope this is just a fart coming."

- dnole

"Damn, that Greg Jones sure does have a mean forearm! I think I have a loose tooth or two."

- Wes

"How come they get new pants and we don't?"

- Chase P

"That's gonna leave a mark..."

- gene

"Now,I understand why I should
have gone to a football school."

- Chuck Edwards

"Psst...Hey Dex...I told you to get out of Jones' way,
didn't I? Dex...Dexter...Hey man, I'm over here."

- Steven

"Dexter Reid just got knocked the @#&* out!"

- Chris Webb

"This is as far as I'm putting my helmet back on after
the FSU TB cleaned my clock. Duke, anyone?"

- Ross

Hmmm... I'm never going to play, but at least
I can practice for my career: "Would you like
fries to go with that? Thank you; drive around..."

- Sean

"It could be worse...I could be a GATOR!"

- K-Man