"Can my tutor play football for me, too?"
- Russ
"I
guess we won't get payed.
Oh, well; back to drug-dealing..."
"Ugh!
We shouldn't have tried that
stunt from "Varsity Blues" last night!
Stripers and beer are no good!"
- Alex Crawford
"Hey,
Bubba! Looka here! They
call this thang a Viewmaster!"
- camdog79
"Man,
I hope I still get my check
from the boosters this week..."
"We bite as bad as Clemson bites."
"The
Norton bomb site was a
very helpful tool in WWII..."
- Swingin' Cock
"Now
I lay me down to sleep. After this
game, my paycheck they will keep. So
after this year is over and we play our
final game, it's off to the NFL where
I will get paid just the same."
"Maybe the judge can't see me here..."
- Tim
"They
say a man can drown in as little
as a teaspoon of water. I wonder if
the same holds true for Gatorade?"
- Randy
"If
we keep this up, they are
gonna take away my Lexus."
- Scott
"At least we get a win this week."
- TIGER ROAR
"I thought I had more 'sack' than that!"
- Rob
"Some
of the less-advanced SEC species
believe that if their eyes are closed and
their face is hidden, they are invisible!"
- Bob
"I'm
looking down into hell and all I see
is USC waiting for us to join them."
- Dan
"ADIDAS--All Day I Dream About Scoring"
- B McLean
"...and
God, please allow Chocolate
to leave Morton's with dignity after I
stick the wait staff with a 2-percent tip."
- Spicoli
"...and
please, God, don't let 'em
enter this picture in the 'caption
contest' on SFFB this week!"
- Hurricaneduane
"Man, I should've worn red today."
- UGA X
"...and
please, Lord, give me
strength to face all of those
internet posters next week."
"Apples,
peaches, pumpkin pie;
who's not ready, holler I!
Man, I hate hide-n-go seek."
- jon
"My
foots is awful big. I wonder
who is supposed to take my Turf
Management exam tommorow."
- ClemsonFried
"If
only my fingers were longer,
I would've caught that ball!"
- David
"Man,
that Arkansas DL sold
me that high-caliber green!"
- leroy jones
"I
coulda been somebody;
I coulda been a champion."
- Dave
"I love these helmet-DVD's!"
- Tiger3Bean
"It's
not the smell of our play;
it's the burning of my eyes..."
- Roger
"Where's my pride? Is it in here?"
- Jason R
"Mommmmma!!!"
- leroy jones
"Why
did I ever decide to wear ugly orange
when I could have worn beautiful crimson?"
"I
knew I shouldn't have had
that 8th Packman Platter..."
"Thank
God I took that class in
walking; football's not panning out!"
- Thor
"Now
I will never know what
number comes after seven!"
- RollTide!
