"Please don't leave me! Take me with you! We
have nothing to play for with this stinkin' school!"

- Shohn P.

"Say...how 'bout a Fresca?"

- Duane Evans

"Is it just me, or are you happy to see me?"

- Brad

"Bama...they smell baaaaad."

- RstJ

"This is gonna leave a mark!"

- Eric

"Now, how did that 'Heimlich' thingy go again?"

- Billy

"You don't have the common courtesy
to give a guy a reach-around?!?"

- chest rockwell

"Hey, Eli...Now is this where
you're hiding your Sharpie?"

- Jason R

"OK, already...you can have my dad's autograph!"

- Suz

"Squeal like a pig, boy! ...After all, it is Alabama."

- wilk

"You didn't count to 10 Mississippi!!!"

- B McLean

"I fart in your general direction!"

- Adam

"Reunited...and it feels so good!"

- DAVID BAILEY

"...now, cough!"

- Dave

"This is no time for the Bunny Hop."

- ECU Allen

"Hey man, turn me loose; this isn't Chapel Hill!"

- bcstime

"You've got a long way to go before
you are as good as your daddy!"

- Bobby Knight
("Roll, Tide!!!")

"Here comes Mr. Pickle..."

- evil_cartman

"Put 'em in a body bag, Johnny!"

- David