"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
- FINALLY!
...And I thought kidney stones were bad!"
- Bo
"Jethro! Git on up to yer room!"
- Michael Hamilton
"Hey
- you know you can have an
Escalade, just like Derek... (wink)"
"Move the Escalade we gave you!"
"We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."
- TigerOne
"Did you hear the one about Ark Linkletter?"
- TigerOne
"Officer! Arrest that man!"
- TigerOne
"...God even said that was a bad call!"
"This
game is making me
sleepy; I'll be in my suite."
- TigerOne
"No, really...pull my finger."
"You
better pick up your yellow hanky
or I will wipe this booger on it!"
- B McLean
"Can
you believe Tammy Bowden
makes a half million more than me?!?"
- usc76
"One of these days, Alice...to the moon!"
- cockhound
"So - the bathroom's that way, huh?"
- Bullfrog
"I am violently mad at you right now!"
- Bullfrog
"We
held them to ten points and
they held us all game, ref!!!"
- love4usc
"I
schluggest you schtop our schaftey
Raishlod Faishon from the schevere achssalt
being perpetraited on his perchson!"
- MoJopaw
"Step
right up and shoot the water into
the clown's mouth - win a prize!"
- rds
"Lou's
shot of novacaine still
had not worn off by gameday."
- Billy Sottile
"Do you see that cavity back in there?"
- Stewart
"Oh,
that's right, Private Pyle - don't make
any f__ing effort to get up to the top of the
f__ing obstacle...if God wanted you up
there, he would have miracled your
arse up there by now, wouldn't he?"
- P.
"Pepsi makes me burp."
- Trooper
"...And then Monica Lewinsky went like this."
- Big Dan
"You
ssssssay you're ssssssuperman.
Jusssssssst becausssssssse you've
got an "S" on your chessssssst,
don't mean you know ssssssssquat.
SSSSSSSSSSSKIP, SSSSSSSSSSKIP!!"
- Seawolf
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
- wilk
"OK
- if that is all I have to do to
get my way, lets get started..."
- Jeff
"One
more call like that and I'm
going 'Paterno' on your ass!"
