"When I said 'Kiss my butt, you
bigamist.', I didn't mean literally!!!"

- Hawkman

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer..."

- joey gibson

"Wait!!! You can't just leave, like that...
I thought we had something special!"

- Colby R

"I'm taking my ball and going home
if you don't let go of my pants."

- wayne murphy

"Get a whiff of this, and
you'll be Runninghorst!"

- Packrascal

"You put your right side in,
you put your right side out..."

- Arthur

"Call me..."

- Cheers & Feathers

"Democratic candidate caught
giving bribe to constituent."

- Kurgan

"Have you had your colon seen lately?"

- Cheers & Feathers