"Please, John - just don't slip me the tongue..."
- Rodney
Brown:
"You tell that damn 'Mike from Gastonia'
that if he calls in one more time, I will come up
here personally and whip his ass! Why do you
think I left before the damn bowl game?"
- Bryan
"I
made this program what it is today!"
"...Oh, yeah? I wouldn't tell anybody."
- Bryan
"May I have this dance?"
"Thanks
for leaving me with
these lame bastards. I hope
Oklahoma kicks your ass. Later."
- TigerDaddy
"Your abs are rock hard! Can
you do something with mine?"
- Mike
"Hey John, do I have something
hanging out of my nose?"
- Wilk
"John, now it is time for
our game of grab-ass."
- Ben F
"Controversial filmmaker Spike
Lee shoots the final scene to his
updated version of Casablanca..."
- Spicoli
"...and later, Coach Brown would realize
that his car keys were missing."
- Spicoli
"I was told everything was
bigger in Texas but....oh, my!"
- Colby R.
"Hey John, maybe the next time I
take 2 years off from recruiting,
you can replace me at Texas!"
- Shohn P.
"I still have my place on Franklin Street..."
- Robert
"Oh John, I knew this dance degree from
UNC would come in handy someday!."
- Shohn P.
"You must tell me the name of your plastic surgeon.
I just have to get me a new nose like that."
"John, I'm telling you...Texas wasn't far enough.
You better have your passport in order..."
