"Awright now, you dirty rat..."

- bill thompson

"Jack Palance called, coach;
he wants his face back."

- Chris Re

"Damn, this water's cold!"
"...And deep, too."

- Ron Moushy

"I don't care what 'the old ball coach'
would've done; get back out there!"

- Ryan

Zook's reaction to finding out No.61 is
the webmaster at "FireRonZook.com"

- Ryan

"Hey, do I have something in my teeth?!?"

- Chris

"Coach, have you ever considered decaf?"

- Mike

"Uh, Coach? You shouldn't be grabbin'
my scro like that on national TV!"

- Hawkman

"I like pork chopssss."
(An obscure Peter Brady reference!)

- Ryan

"Sorry Trev, Iowa is not the
best team in the nation."

- Ryan

"No, not your foot! You're
standing on his foot!!"

- Todd

"Shreveport?!?"

- Glorified

"Coach? Am I gonna have
to turn in my Escalade?"

- Mike Broxson

"Winged Freak Terrorizes Gotham"?
...Wait 'til they get a load of me!

- Bruce Wayne

"We're losing to the ACC!!! ...That's it;
everybody is getting docked for this game!"

- P Gammons

"False start?!? You're the center!!!"

- Rob