"Chuckenstein tortures his creator, Dr. Bowden."
- Lee Gray
"Sorry,
coach - all of the parts for the
remake of 'Thriller' have been taken."
"Bring
back my goalposts - we need the money!!!"
(Randall adds: the NCSU Wolfpack Club
is selling
175 one-foot pieces of goalposts for $103 each)
"You
think mine are big?
...My father's are out to here!"
- Dave Stephens
"Reminds
me of the time my
wife bent over in front of me..."
"My nuts have been kicked into my chest."
- herbie hancock
"This bra is way too tight."
- 18Pack
"Ready
for announcement to be the
new head coach at Alabama!!!"
"I swear; her ass was this big!"
- Ryan
"Look, guys...I'm Ralph Friedgen!"
- Glorified
"After
being hypnotized by NCSU AD Lee
Fowler, Chuck Amato was seen pacing
back and forth, mumbling - 'I will stay
at NC State until I retire' over and over."
- Staabs Caulder
"U2
frontman Bono reacts to the news
that his agent has signed him to do TV
commercials...pimping phone service with Alf!"
- Spicoli
