"...You using the whole fist, Doc?"

- jason humphries

"I didn't think Clemson had any medical degrees;
is he qualified to give me a prostate exam?"

- super-kock

"... and one more thing..."

- lifelongtiger

"Boy I am glad that wasn't
Justin Miller who tackled me..."

- Herb Parham

"I think I feel a Puddy Cat!!!"

- JMB

"A little left... A little more... More... More..."

- Hold My Tiger

"Hurry!!! Somebody pull my
finger, before he gets up!!!"

- DAWGFanatic

"He used to buy me nice stuff, but
now he just thinks I'm his little whore!"

- Auburnho

"Just one more minute, Ref..."

- Freelancer