"Don't run away! I'll be gentle."

- SilverSpur

"Want to play 'Hand Puppets'?"

- Tony Stapleton

"Just checking for a Sharpie."

- Jeff

"Coach told me to 'strip' you."

- Wolfie

"Who said they don't have good
race relations in the South?"

- Josh

"I know I stashed the Gatorade
bottle around here somewhere..."

- Tim Copeland

"OK, now cough."

- Carter

"I said nothing more than friends!"

- Brian M Miami

"I caught it! I caught it! I actually caught it!!!"

- Bob

"Take a bow!!!"

- harlyboy

"Cup-check!"

- ClemsonFan4Life

"Ahhh, the common courtesy
of the reach-around..."

- jeff mccormick

"Whew!!! Gag!!! ...I knew it was you!!!"

- jasondawg

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

- Malcolm Howell

"You mean it really sticks out that far???"

- James Cox

"Frank Costanza would be proud of
this perfect 'stopping short' technique."

- Jason R

"I'll get the ball, coach!..."

- preston