"...and sometimes, even after I shower,
I still have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling."

- Chris Straple

"I might look like Chuckie, but
you look like Dan Rather."

- Randy Joye

"Look, Ron - I told you she's
been foolin' around on you."

- Brian m

"C'mon; you can say it, Ron...'Spurrier is God'!"

- Stoneborocock

(whisper) "It doesn't look like tobacco if
you push it tight with your tongue!"

- Jason Tucker

"Well, Mark, I may not be Steve Spurrier
...but I'm still gonna kick your ass!"

- JAY

"I'm still gonna win the East,
whether you like it or not!"

- cbm

"Are you still living in Mr. Two-bits' garage?"

- Chickenwired

"Watch out, Zook; if your whole face
gets scrunched up like your neck is, you'll
be like Lou Holtz without the cheating."

- D

"Do you think Bobby Gaston is a real person?"

- Michael P.

"You think we should wear a
visor or those cool glasses?"

- TennBama

"Supercuts. How about you?"

- Mike Conley

"Look Richt, the check is in the
mail. Now call off the Dawgs!"

- Scott

"My God, Ron...what were you thinking?"

- Myrlin

"They're called the 'defense', Ron. The
guys who get onto the field when you
don't have the ball? D-E-F-E-N-S-E."

- Thorpe

"Well, I told you someone would win."

- TIGER ROAR

"Why haven't you told me before
now that we are blood brothers?"

- Malcolm Howell

"You know Gregg Doyel does not think either
one of us coaches at a 'Football School'..."

- Herb Parham

"Hey Ron, I know some cheerleaders
that'll make your hair stand up!"

- USAFspy

"Hey, did I just hear that fat lady sing?"

- Thor

"Cocktail party? Where's our drinks?"

- B McLean

"How did you know that I had
a chili dog before the game?"

- Spicoli

"Ron, Can I hump your leg like
Foster was humping your guy
Hardmon? I promise to be gentle."

- Renee

"Ron, I've already told you once...
Now, take your hand off my ass!"

- Tony Adgent

"Hey Zook, somebody farted
right here where I'm standing!"

- Hurricaneduane

"Remember Ron, Ray Goff won his
first Georgia/Florida game, too."

- NC Dawg

"It hurts worse to lose to a football
dumbass than that a-hole Spurrier."

- Joe P

"Yes, my goal is to look like Jon Gruden."

- Hawkman

"You smell that? I had a chili burrito for lunch!!!"

- Chad Green

"No, Ron, I am set at Special Teams
Coordinator for next year - but I
will keep my ears open for you!"

- Bob

"Tell me, Ron...ever seen a grown man naked?"

- Chris

"Yes Ron, I do use Clausen's barber."

- Steve

"Hey Mark, how do you get 'hat hair'
when you never even wear a hat?"

- Jason R

"Hey Ron, Just one favor for next weekend.
It's the least you can do. You whistle and I'll
sing... 'Good ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top
Tennesseeeeeeeeee' ...Go Vols! No Canes!"

- Shohn P.

"What is it that makes you Gators so damn good?"

- Mel

"Ron, sometimes I wonder why I left the All-Cupcake
Conference, (aside from Bobby farting)."

- Shore Gator

"Coach Z, you don't look too good. Do you think
you might have contracted the Kilgo virus?"

- David Planck

"I told you that 'two-quarterback' trash wouldn't work!"

- GMC

"Ron, you only got it half right...coach under
a genius, but never after a genius!"

- John Munson

"I know I won this one, but do you think
you are going to have any openings
on your staff for next year?"

- beaker