"NOOGIE PATROL!!!"

- USC-IPettyTheFool

"...I said, GIVE me the KEYS!!!"

- E Double

"If you say 'Coach Holtz is going
to Notre Dame' one more time..."

- Mike Colbert

"Just give me the ball and you won't get hurt."

- dohertydome

"Okay! I'll dance with you!
...Just don't tell my girlfriend."

- Peach

"My ball!"

- RTP Rsfcker

"Hey, Bellisari... You ready for 72
hours of this? See ya next week,
pretty boy - and bring lotsa soap!"

- Richard Stroud

"5-minute major... 'High-Sticking'!"

- Wa-hoo-wa

"Here, O.J. - take your
football...just let me go!"

- Quick Willie

"Your daddy and your mommy gonna feel this one!"

- E Rob

"After I take off your head, you won't
be able to drive drunk anymore."

- USCis#1

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

- Cockermeister

"I suppose this means that a friendly beer
after the game is out of the question..."

- Gandalf

"Woman, I said 'give me your purse'!!!"

- MrGamecock

"So...you're having back problems, huh? How's this?"

- James

"Devil, I told you last year - just come on back
down south, if you ever want to try again...
'Cause we are the best that's ever been."

- CDB